JoKeS: wHy ArE tHeY fUnNy?

Today's Joke: So my math teacher is teaching us about lines, points, arrays, and things like that. "Kristina," she says. "Please come up and show the class a line. Draw a point 'a' on your line. Hurry up. Get on!" I walk up to the front of the room and draw _______ I put point "a" on the line. . "Get the point?" I say.



Today's Other Joke: So this kid's homework is to learn part of the alphabet. So this kid walks up to his mom and says, "Mom, what's the first letter of the alphabet?" Of course, she's talking on the phone. "Stop it!" she says. This kid walks up to his dad, who's watching football. "Dad, what's the second letter of the alphabet?" asks the kid. "Yessss!!!" shouts this kid's dad. So this kid walks over to his brother who's playing with his action figures. "Dude, what's the third letter of the alphabet?" this kid asks. "Oh, them? Oh, yeah? They're Batman and Catwoman!" says this kid's brother. So this kid walks over to his sister, who's playing with barbie dolls. So this kid asks, "What's the fourth letter of the alphabet?" this kid asks. "I live in Barbie world. After all, my name is Barbie!" says the sister. So this kid raises his hand in class the next day to recite his alphabet. He gets called on, "Stop it!" "Do you want to go to the Principal's office?" yells the teacher. "Yessss!!" says this kid. So this kid walks to the Principal's office and the principal says, "Who are you're parent's, this kid?" "Oh, them? Oh, yeah? They're Batman and Catwoman!" "Where do you live?" asks the principal. "I live in Barbie world. After all, my name is Barbie!"

Well, jokes are funny cuz they make you laugh. Hey! Stop laughing! See what I mean? Jokes don't have to be a short question, pause, then the punchline! They can be stories.

Today's other other joke: What did a farmer say when he lost his tractor?




Nothing. He didn't lose his tractor.

Today's other other other joke: Why did the chicken cross the road?



Yeah. I don't get that one either.

Today's .......: Three men went swimming. They went underwater and pretended to be sharks. One man didn't get his hair wet. How did he do it?

a) he didn't go underwater
b) he was bald
c) he was the fourth man
d) all of the above




Answer: e

ha ha!





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