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Camera in the Clouds

@)!)1 translation: 2010!

I haven't posted anything since last year! Oh wait. Maybe that's because IT'S ONLY JANUARY 2! Hard to believe. 2009 went by fast. Now I just want to do some stuff. Seriously, I'm clueless to what I'm going to write next, but trust me, it'll be good.

I made up a list of useless things for you, the reader.

A Link: itaintallaboutthecabinets.blogspot.com
A Message: This is my blog.

Well, it's not a very long list, but at least it's a list.

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Yeah. I'm bored. No I'm not! OK, read this,

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The Tree

Today I saw a tree. Now. I know what you're thinking. "Trees are everywhere. It's not an event to see one!" Yes, reader, I am aware of that. BUT! This tree was something........ Time for explanations. Okay. Let me describe what happened.

We were stopped at a red light, and it just so happens that there was this tree right outside of my window. Let me describe it. It was blotchy with brown and white on its bark. The leaves were perfectly green. The bark was what caught my eye. The way it was spotted, it looked like someone dumped either a bucket of white paint or brown all over the trunk. The paint had dried and peeled revealing the opposite color. I know it wasn't paint. It seemed to me that the bark was either white, but chipping to show brown, or brown, but chipping to show white. This tree was so strange. It caught my eye. Again.

This is a story I wrote about this tree, which I named Charlie.

Every night, Jenny would ride home from school on her bike. She would always have a stick with her, which she used to smack all the trees she passed. One tree, named Charlie, chipped and chipped until he looked like he does today. THE END.

This is what happened. I saw that tree, womdered about it, and decided it would be a good thing to blog about.

See ya!

Kristi

The Tree

Hey!

Funny
Joyful
Strange
Colorful
Marvelous
King
Queen
Laughter
Happy
Smiling

Just some things that came to mind.............




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Just some things that I immediately think of. In the same category. Organization.






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Now do you get it?

Idioms are fun. So is drawing on the computer. So I said to myself, "Why not combine the two......."

Think of an idiom and post it as a comment. Okay!

JoKeS: wHy ArE tHeY fUnNy?

Today's Joke: So my math teacher is teaching us about lines, points, arrays, and things like that. "Kristina," she says. "Please come up and show the class a line. Draw a point 'a' on your line. Hurry up. Get on!" I walk up to the front of the room and draw _______ I put point "a" on the line. . "Get the point?" I say.



Today's Other Joke: So this kid's homework is to learn part of the alphabet. So this kid walks up to his mom and says, "Mom, what's the first letter of the alphabet?" Of course, she's talking on the phone. "Stop it!" she says. This kid walks up to his dad, who's watching football. "Dad, what's the second letter of the alphabet?" asks the kid. "Yessss!!!" shouts this kid's dad. So this kid walks over to his brother who's playing with his action figures. "Dude, what's the third letter of the alphabet?" this kid asks. "Oh, them? Oh, yeah? They're Batman and Catwoman!" says this kid's brother. So this kid walks over to his sister, who's playing with barbie dolls. So this kid asks, "What's the fourth letter of the alphabet?" this kid asks. "I live in Barbie world. After all, my name is Barbie!" says the sister. So this kid raises his hand in class the next day to recite his alphabet. He gets called on, "Stop it!" "Do you want to go to the Principal's office?" yells the teacher. "Yessss!!" says this kid. So this kid walks to the Principal's office and the principal says, "Who are you're parent's, this kid?" "Oh, them? Oh, yeah? They're Batman and Catwoman!" "Where do you live?" asks the principal. "I live in Barbie world. After all, my name is Barbie!"

Well, jokes are funny cuz they make you laugh. Hey! Stop laughing! See what I mean? Jokes don't have to be a short question, pause, then the punchline! They can be stories.

Today's other other joke: What did a farmer say when he lost his tractor?




Nothing. He didn't lose his tractor.

Today's other other other joke: Why did the chicken cross the road?



Yeah. I don't get that one either.

Today's .......: Three men went swimming. They went underwater and pretended to be sharks. One man didn't get his hair wet. How did he do it?

a) he didn't go underwater
b) he was bald
c) he was the fourth man
d) all of the above




Answer: e

ha ha!





Write a joke and post it as a comment! I'd love to hear it!

Hello

Hi people!

Gotta run! Good night!

Bippity Boppity Boo!

I just felt like writing a post today. I haven't in a while. Look at my playlist. One song. Look at my font. Look at the size of my font. Goodnight to people in everywhere. Goodnight.

Kristi

I wrote this at 9 in the morning.