Hey!

Funny
Joyful
Strange
Colorful
Marvelous
King
Queen
Laughter
Happy
Smiling

Just some things that came to mind.............




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Just some things that came to mind........






Just some things that I immediately think of. In the same category. Organization.






brb
asap
rsvp
myob
noyb
fyi
jsyk




Just a few things that come to mind............







Now do you get it?

Idioms are fun. So is drawing on the computer. So I said to myself, "Why not combine the two......."

Think of an idiom and post it as a comment. Okay!

JoKeS: wHy ArE tHeY fUnNy?

Today's Joke: So my math teacher is teaching us about lines, points, arrays, and things like that. "Kristina," she says. "Please come up and show the class a line. Draw a point 'a' on your line. Hurry up. Get on!" I walk up to the front of the room and draw _______ I put point "a" on the line. . "Get the point?" I say.



Today's Other Joke: So this kid's homework is to learn part of the alphabet. So this kid walks up to his mom and says, "Mom, what's the first letter of the alphabet?" Of course, she's talking on the phone. "Stop it!" she says. This kid walks up to his dad, who's watching football. "Dad, what's the second letter of the alphabet?" asks the kid. "Yessss!!!" shouts this kid's dad. So this kid walks over to his brother who's playing with his action figures. "Dude, what's the third letter of the alphabet?" this kid asks. "Oh, them? Oh, yeah? They're Batman and Catwoman!" says this kid's brother. So this kid walks over to his sister, who's playing with barbie dolls. So this kid asks, "What's the fourth letter of the alphabet?" this kid asks. "I live in Barbie world. After all, my name is Barbie!" says the sister. So this kid raises his hand in class the next day to recite his alphabet. He gets called on, "Stop it!" "Do you want to go to the Principal's office?" yells the teacher. "Yessss!!" says this kid. So this kid walks to the Principal's office and the principal says, "Who are you're parent's, this kid?" "Oh, them? Oh, yeah? They're Batman and Catwoman!" "Where do you live?" asks the principal. "I live in Barbie world. After all, my name is Barbie!"

Well, jokes are funny cuz they make you laugh. Hey! Stop laughing! See what I mean? Jokes don't have to be a short question, pause, then the punchline! They can be stories.

Today's other other joke: What did a farmer say when he lost his tractor?




Nothing. He didn't lose his tractor.

Today's other other other joke: Why did the chicken cross the road?



Yeah. I don't get that one either.

Today's .......: Three men went swimming. They went underwater and pretended to be sharks. One man didn't get his hair wet. How did he do it?

a) he didn't go underwater
b) he was bald
c) he was the fourth man
d) all of the above




Answer: e

ha ha!





Write a joke and post it as a comment! I'd love to hear it!

Hello

Hi people!

Gotta run! Good night!

Bippity Boppity Boo!

I just felt like writing a post today. I haven't in a while. Look at my playlist. One song. Look at my font. Look at the size of my font. Goodnight to people in everywhere. Goodnight.

Kristi

I wrote this at 9 in the morning.

Chats

Billy and John's chat. (The first guy to speak is John. The first guy.)

Do you know?
No.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Really?
Yes.
I'll ask him.
You can't.
Why?
Because.
Because why?
You can't.
Why?
I don't know.
Really?
No.
Then why?
Because.
Why?
He doesn't exist.
Really?
No.
Why can't I talk to him?
You can't.
Really.
Yes.
Why.
I want to talk to you.
Really?
No.
Why?
Because.
What?
What was your question?
Do you know?
Do I know what?
Do you know?
Yes.
What?
There is no such thing as the tooth fairy.
Really?
No.
Why?
Because.
You make things difficult.
No.
Now I am going to go talk to him.
No.
Why?
Because.
This is getting frustrating!
No.
Yes.
No.
Really?
No.
What?
Go talk to him.
You just told me not to.
So?
So why did you change your mind.
It is impolite to ask questions.
What?
Go talk to him if you want to.
Why did you change your mind?
Now you are changing your mind, too.
Really?
Yeah.
You're right.
You want to talk to me now.
Right!
Yup.
What do you want to talk about?
Stuff.
What stuff?
Go talk to him.
Okay.
Bye.




Billy and Jacob's chat. (Jacob is first)


Hi.
How are you?
Good.
Me too.
Yeah.
Just good.
Having any fun?
What?
Fun in the office?
No.
I never have fun either.
Then why do you work here?
Money, survival, stuff like that.
Me too.
There's not much to talk about.
Yeah.
Bye.
Talk to you later!
Bye.
Bye.



ATTENTION!!!!
These are not actual chats. They have not been illegally copied from an important document or private writing area. They were written by a nine year old girl. There are many people named Billy Jacob and John. These names were not copied from live people she knows.

To my friend....

Okay. Friend, you know who you are. Listen to Mr. Spaceman, Rock Around The Clock, The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything, Puff The Magic Dragon, and At The Hop. Try to sing along. The songs that are ukulele songs that I listed are all in the key of G. You can read the other posts, too if you want to. Try playing G on your ukulele while you listen to those songs and see how it sounds. You don't have to read anything. I wrote a poem about music because I thought it would be cute. Here it is!

Piano
I was in the talent show.
I played on the piano.
The song I played I won't tell you,
Because it was so sad and blue.

I am posting this again so I hope you read it. Enjoy! (this is the life of a lego I promised to write a long time ago)

Pinky was an unwanted lego. She was pink. When Pinky was born, she was even discarded by her parents. Now that Pinky was 10, things were a lot worse. She often got teased in her small 5th grade class, not that Mrs.Blinkly cared. You see, no one had ever even heard of such nonsense. A pink lego! Rubbish! Pinky wasn't a wimpy type, but she didn't exactly enjoy the teasers. Not that she minded them, but she was just looking for her own place in the world. Then one day, Pinky got a package in the mail that said on the front: "Pinky. I know how you feel so I jumped out of this little boy's box, into his room, set up a trap, and open the box to see what I got ya! - Aunt Red" Pinky opened the vast box and found the wonderful surprise: Her very own human! Pinky rushed around in circles, screaming with delight. The boy saw no movement and picked up the unusual lego. This boy happened to like pink legos. He sun bleached red ones in the window. Since Aunt Red's box was the boy's home, Pinky was happy to see her. She must have been bleached because now she looked like Pinky herself. Pinky lived here with Aunt Red for the rest of her life(until the boy accidentally let his cat chew her up). And she lived happily ever after.

My Playlist

Okay. Yeah my playlist is full of old music. They are some of the songs I can play on ukulele.
"Puff The Magic Dragon," is really pretty and that's why it's first. If you go to the bottom of my playlist you will find school house rock and The Afters. I could not stop listening to "Yellow Submarine." The Beatles songs on my playlist are probably the best. NEXT TO AT THE HOP!! I love that song!!!! Bah bah bah bah! Mr. Spaceman was my first ukulele song ever. I like that one too. I am playing Mr. Spaceman on piano for my school's talent show. Hey Mr. Spaceman! Please listen to the songs at the bottom of my playlist. Scroll through until you find something you like. I love the song at the bottom! I'm going to list my favorites:

Puff the magic dragon
At the hop
Yellow submarine
Act naturally
Mr. Spaceman
Octopus Garden
Pirates who don't do anthing
Endangered love
You
Interplanet Janet
Billy Joe McGuffrey


Okay those are my favorites. I put some of my songs on because I think the people that read my blog will like to listen to that kind of music instead of listening to another blog's music while reading mine.

This is not a true story!

I was walking down my street when I got some sawdust on my shoe.
I realized only then, that the street was made of it!
I called 911 but when they arrived they said, "Take some gum to chew!"
They saw no emergency, that made me feel like I was made of spit!
I could dig a four foot deep hole in the sawdust.
I was so soft and felt good on my hands.
I needed to dig that hole, I must!
A guy dressed in black jumped out and said, "Give me all your land!"
"I'm sorry sir, I have no land. I can even prove it! Here's my ID and every inch of land I own!"
"Beat it, kid! I don't really care! I put 2 feet of sawdust out as a threat!"
"Yes I could tell. I was surprised. I was blown!"
"You probably like this sawdust, I bet!"
"Oh yes. It's lovely. It's soft and splinters your hands!"
"Anyone else that likes it?"
" Not that I know of, sir! For you, that's probably grand."
"That's right. It is. It's not quite grand, just a little bit."
He pulled off his mask and what I saw surprised me most of all!
"That was a test, you see. We still need to teach you not to talk to strangers!"
"Yes, Uncle Gerald. I felt quite safe. I wasn't scared at all!"
"Just stay away from now on. We want to keep you safe from the dangers!"

So that is what happened one sunny day on my street. The sawdust was only a thin layer and was approved of the people who owned the land it was sprinkled on as long as it was cleaned after half an hour (which was cleaned up in 20 minutes instead).