Chats

Billy and John's chat. (The first guy to speak is John. The first guy.)

Do you know?
No.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Really?
Yes.
I'll ask him.
You can't.
Why?
Because.
Because why?
You can't.
Why?
I don't know.
Really?
No.
Then why?
Because.
Why?
He doesn't exist.
Really?
No.
Why can't I talk to him?
You can't.
Really.
Yes.
Why.
I want to talk to you.
Really?
No.
Why?
Because.
What?
What was your question?
Do you know?
Do I know what?
Do you know?
Yes.
What?
There is no such thing as the tooth fairy.
Really?
No.
Why?
Because.
You make things difficult.
No.
Now I am going to go talk to him.
No.
Why?
Because.
This is getting frustrating!
No.
Yes.
No.
Really?
No.
What?
Go talk to him.
You just told me not to.
So?
So why did you change your mind.
It is impolite to ask questions.
What?
Go talk to him if you want to.
Why did you change your mind?
Now you are changing your mind, too.
Really?
Yeah.
You're right.
You want to talk to me now.
Right!
Yup.
What do you want to talk about?
Stuff.
What stuff?
Go talk to him.
Okay.
Bye.




Billy and Jacob's chat. (Jacob is first)


Hi.
How are you?
Good.
Me too.
Yeah.
Just good.
Having any fun?
What?
Fun in the office?
No.
I never have fun either.
Then why do you work here?
Money, survival, stuff like that.
Me too.
There's not much to talk about.
Yeah.
Bye.
Talk to you later!
Bye.
Bye.



ATTENTION!!!!
These are not actual chats. They have not been illegally copied from an important document or private writing area. They were written by a nine year old girl. There are many people named Billy Jacob and John. These names were not copied from live people she knows.

To my friend....

Okay. Friend, you know who you are. Listen to Mr. Spaceman, Rock Around The Clock, The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything, Puff The Magic Dragon, and At The Hop. Try to sing along. The songs that are ukulele songs that I listed are all in the key of G. You can read the other posts, too if you want to. Try playing G on your ukulele while you listen to those songs and see how it sounds. You don't have to read anything. I wrote a poem about music because I thought it would be cute. Here it is!

Piano
I was in the talent show.
I played on the piano.
The song I played I won't tell you,
Because it was so sad and blue.

I am posting this again so I hope you read it. Enjoy! (this is the life of a lego I promised to write a long time ago)

Pinky was an unwanted lego. She was pink. When Pinky was born, she was even discarded by her parents. Now that Pinky was 10, things were a lot worse. She often got teased in her small 5th grade class, not that Mrs.Blinkly cared. You see, no one had ever even heard of such nonsense. A pink lego! Rubbish! Pinky wasn't a wimpy type, but she didn't exactly enjoy the teasers. Not that she minded them, but she was just looking for her own place in the world. Then one day, Pinky got a package in the mail that said on the front: "Pinky. I know how you feel so I jumped out of this little boy's box, into his room, set up a trap, and open the box to see what I got ya! - Aunt Red" Pinky opened the vast box and found the wonderful surprise: Her very own human! Pinky rushed around in circles, screaming with delight. The boy saw no movement and picked up the unusual lego. This boy happened to like pink legos. He sun bleached red ones in the window. Since Aunt Red's box was the boy's home, Pinky was happy to see her. She must have been bleached because now she looked like Pinky herself. Pinky lived here with Aunt Red for the rest of her life(until the boy accidentally let his cat chew her up). And she lived happily ever after.

My Playlist

Okay. Yeah my playlist is full of old music. They are some of the songs I can play on ukulele.
"Puff The Magic Dragon," is really pretty and that's why it's first. If you go to the bottom of my playlist you will find school house rock and The Afters. I could not stop listening to "Yellow Submarine." The Beatles songs on my playlist are probably the best. NEXT TO AT THE HOP!! I love that song!!!! Bah bah bah bah! Mr. Spaceman was my first ukulele song ever. I like that one too. I am playing Mr. Spaceman on piano for my school's talent show. Hey Mr. Spaceman! Please listen to the songs at the bottom of my playlist. Scroll through until you find something you like. I love the song at the bottom! I'm going to list my favorites:

Puff the magic dragon
At the hop
Yellow submarine
Act naturally
Mr. Spaceman
Octopus Garden
Pirates who don't do anthing
Endangered love
You
Interplanet Janet
Billy Joe McGuffrey


Okay those are my favorites. I put some of my songs on because I think the people that read my blog will like to listen to that kind of music instead of listening to another blog's music while reading mine.